Introducing: Charlie

His claim to fame comes from loitering in areas it strictly says you shouldn’t loiter, his name he stole from a feller who went by the name of Charlie Chalk, after beating him with a brick, or was it a horseshoe?! It gets difficult to keep track between his escapades with fate & digital renditions of zombies & whatnot, and yet some things I just know because he knows.

look at me, i'm out control'

He’s an artist of kinds, he plays the flute in a professional orchestra {that whole yale thing} & well its fair to say he’s not quite normal.

I met this guy in the physics lab some years back, after throwing wrappers at him for a good week, I shared the remainder of my infinite supply of chocolate with him in traditional indian fashion, scoffing down his gullet whether he wanted it or not. This & my many other missions to encourage his metabolism & to put on some weight have failed, through the stress this has caused me I have put on weight. I know this doesn’t make much sense, but its all relative. The nanobots, you know, that must be it. Yes.


2 Responses to Introducing: Charlie

  1. Looks kinda like… no no, my mistake…
    On an unrelated, but infinitely more important note, after living some 96 hours without internet access, I am now back online. Fortunate, as I had vowed to kill an innocent child every day I was without internet from the coming Thursday onwards.
    I also had a worrying hour or so where I thought my hard disk had died. This was not terribly important in and of itself as I had moved all my files to my external hard disk, but threatened to push a mind already teetering on the brink of insanity over the edge. As it turns out, I had left a floppy disk in the drive.
    So rejoice, your first-borns are safe. For now.
    A note to the “editor”: this is the first announcement of my rejoining the online community. Remove it and I will kill you and everyone you know. I will save myself for last, for practical reasons.

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